Project Toenail

31 May 2007

Some Worthwhile Advice - Project Toenail / X-13D A dear friend of mine believes that Jones soda has eerie, almost true to life advice and fortunes on their caps. I bought three today, and the first one said, "Many people are seeking you for worthwhile advice." Cool. Here it is. I also bought a new marketing scheme by Frito-Lay called X-13D. It is a new flavor of Doritos that YOU get to name. Buy the chips, go to the website, and name it. Well, these chips taste like toenails, so I went on the website and called it Extreme Toenail Flavor. That's seriously what they taste like. Like stale, cheesy toe fungus chips. Here is your advice. Fight back against stupid marketing schemes and name this product Extreme Toenail Flavor. It will take you five whole minutes. You go on the website and enter in the name, create a username, and some boring personal information. If you think that is too much to ask, just use my information. Make stuff up. No one cares. Let me give you three reasons why: 1. I am your friend, and this is cool. 2. You will be making history, but you have to spread the word. 3. They really do taste like toenails. In the end, we, together, will create a grand scale scheme against this stupid, stupid ploy to buy processed tortilla chips. Tell all your friends about it, spread the word, and help create Project Toenail. It will take five minutes. The website is here: http://x13d.doritos.com/ Good luck. As a final note the second Jones I bought said, "your mind, being creative and original will make you famous." GO PROJECT TOENAIL.